Last night I went to the premiere of sex and the city. That’s me and Sarah Jessica Parker and my five thousand chins. And then a really good one of me and my mother, who I took with me. I just want to point out that photography can make anybody look shitty or amazing. As you can see from all the photos I put up here on this blog. Tabloids suck so hard because they just take really unflattering pictures of celebrities and then call them fat and do all kinds of mean horrible things like show an ass with a circle around it on the cover and write “Whose cellulite is that??? Find out on page 12!!!” The thing is, I am my own worst Tabloid. I stand in front of the mirror and pick myself apart like the meanest journalist. I am scared of getting more famous. I am only semi –sorta- famous to some sorta people and if I got more famous they would do that to me. And I definitely have cellulite. Rick the blood work guy says that if you dry brush your legs it gets rid of cellulite. So far, no it doesn’t. But let’s see after a year. I will do it forever and ever if it really works!
Anyway at the premiere it was fun. The women celebs (all the sex and the city girls, fergie, um, donald trump’s wife melania or whatever) are so tiny , I guess all size zeros. And I, at a size 8 (and sometimes I can do a 6 which is always exciting,) feel like a lumberjack next to them. I did practice my BOS and felt better and had a great time anyway though. I mean these things are such cirucus, all the celebrities and paparazzi and posing, you can’t really take it seriously.
But then there was a problem. There was free popcorn. And it’s very difficult for me to go to the movies without eating popcorn, even if it is a fancy premiere!! Add in the word “free” and I’m screwed. So I ate a lot of it and I forgot about how salty and gross it makes you feel afterwards. Had a salt hangover the next day and am flying nearly 20 hours to Australia, so that was REALLY smart to fly dehydrated. One of these days I am not gonna let my cravings control me, and that will be like seeing Jesus in person.
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Like I said in one of my text,"you are super beautiful you've got like the best bone structure!"
last night i was looking at your myspace photos and i thought...not only are you so beautiful in person but in your photos as well! then i go to our blog and you had posted this and i had not read it yet!
i never knew who princess superstar was before i met you (does that make sense, yes...i think it does). and you are "fantastic!". i love the rapping. when i was in undergrade i was always freeflowing (if that's what it is called). i remember being in the bathroom at the metro in chicago drinking a 40 with a friend while rapping. (it was fun until the time we got thrown out or the club and i was puking on the sidewalk.) beyond the alcohol, i had freedom with words by rapping. i don't do it anymore, i shut it down, i'm terrified of it...like the words aren't going to come out fast enough and who am I...i'm just a white girl.
so...it's strange to have a sponsor in my life that is so vocal with her words through rapping and signing and just purely expressing herself. i know i am this too but am so afraid of putting myself up on a stage, letting myself go, freeing my energy. i'm not saying i want actually be on stage - literally - but i want to free myself so i can sing karaoke, go dancing all night or rap on my stoop. it goes to the extent of even letting myself go to the camera...let the people take a photo of me.
it's so good to have you in my life man! that's all i have to say for right now!oh yeah...your mom is beautiful too!
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